as — as you please

(informal)used to emphasize the manner in which someone does something, especially when this is seen as surprising

(非正式)[用于强调某人做事的方式，尤指被认为是令人诧异的方式]非常

she walked forward as calm as you please.

她非常冷静地朝前走去。

if you please

used in polite requests

[用于客气的请求]烦请

follow me, if you please.

烦请你跟我来。

used to express indignation at something perceived as unreasonable

[用于表达对认为不合理事情的愤怒]竟然

she wants me to make fifty cakes in time for the festival, if you please!.

她竟然让我为这个节日赶做50个蛋糕。

please yourself

used to express indifference, especially when someone does not cooperate or behave as expected

[用于表示漠然，尤指当某人不按预计情况合作或行动时]随你便吧

‘I can manage on my own.’ ‘Please yourself.’.

“我自己能行。”“随你便吧！”。