Mom, I want to move out.

Hey, sounds great to me, kid. What kind job did you find?

Job?

Yes. Job, if you’re going to live on your own, you have to pay for the rent and everything else.

I thought I could just get you and dad to pay for an apartment. I found a cheap one.

When you move out, your father and I aren’t paying your rent, young man. Get a job.

You’re right. If I’m going to live on my own, I have to be independent.

Well, the newspaper is over there. Look in the "want" ads, but I don’t know what you are going to find without a college degree.