Pizza

When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, "Four. I don’t think I can eat eight."服务员问我披萨要切成4份还是8份，我说：“4份，8份的话我就吃不下了。”

steak

The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook。吃减肥食品的唯一机会是在等待牛排的空当。

Italian food

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you’re hungry again。吃意大利食品的困扰在于五六天后，你又会饿。

Never eat more than you can lift

Never eat more than you can lift。能拿多少，就吃多少。

vegetarian

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for bad hunter."vegetarian"在古老印第安语中是“糟糕的猎手”的意思。

on diet

I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks。我已经减肥两星期了，目前为止，我只减掉了两个星期的日子。

breakfast

The only two things I don’t eat for breakfast are lunch and dinner。早饭我唯一不吃的两样东西是午饭和晚饭。

nuts

Avoid nuts. You are what you eat。不要吃坚果，你吃什么就是什么。(注：nut俚语中有“疯子”的意思)